Nearly Normal Nipple

I think that we all knew that the nipple was indeed Tanya's and the poll accurately reflects this. We can only presume this to be true because she did not, in fact, allow herself to be photo'd while on the road trip. Guess what they say isn't true: "What happens on a road trip, stays on a road trip."

HOWEVER, since the alleged photo never happened, and honestly I can't understand why not because we are all teammates and God knows she's seen all of our sweaty, hairy nipples enough times, and we hide no secrets on this team . . . . you'd think she's at least pull out a boob from time to time for us! Alas, we can have some fun with someone's nipple - cause aren't that what they're for!?!

Will the true owner of the nipple step forward please?

Certainly not me! I'm a "never nude" and always keep mine covered up.

Not this guy either - though I've never seen him without a shirt off?!? Hmmm. . . . can't wait for that though! Grrrooooooow!

There's a little something on his chest . . . but I think it's a third, blue nipple.

Well, that's easy - wrong colour!

And there you have it. The owner of the illustrious nipple - our southern friend, The Goat.

The dead-give-away in the photo was the American hair - all red, white and blue. Actually, it was the tidbit of exposed Led Zeppelin 'angel' tattoo that gave it away. If you had a chance to stroke and rub The Goat's hairy chest after a hot, sweaty ride (and really, why wouldn't you?) you'd know it was there - grrrrroooooow!

Tanya's always a good sport and took one on the boob . . . . 'er, I mean chin, . . . . for the team's morose sense of humor - cheers Tanya!