HOWEVER, since the alleged photo never happened, and honestly I can't understand why not because we are all teammates and God knows she's seen all of our sweaty, hairy nipples enough times, and we hide no secrets on this team . . . . you'd think she's at least pull out a boob from time to time for us! Alas, we can have some fun with someone's nipple - cause aren't that what they're for!?!
Will the true owner of the nipple step forward please?
Certainly not me! I'm a "never nude" and always keep mine covered up.
Not this guy either - though I've never seen him without a shirt off?!? Hmmm. . . . can't wait for that though! Grrrooooooow!
And there you have it. The owner of the illustrious nipple - our southern friend, The Goat.
The dead-give-away in the photo was the American hair - all red, white and blue. Actually, it was the tidbit of exposed Led Zeppelin 'angel' tattoo that gave it away. If you had a chance to stroke and rub The Goat's hairy chest after a hot, sweaty ride (and really, why wouldn't you?) you'd know it was there - grrrrroooooow!